You have got to be kidding me...

We got like a foot of snow this weekend. Never have I ever gone trick or treating in the flippin' snow. This is a travesty. This is the biggest upset known to man! How can we film our next production in a foot of snow on Halloween? Wow, my internet is really sucky today. Oh my, I never knew that "sucky" was not in the dictionary. This also, it a travesty. Ah well, yes, the town has postponed Trick or Treating for  a day, but me thinks we will try to hit up both days.

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Battlefield 3 is amazing.

Guess what we did not do this weekend...

Mr. Umbrella Man: Origins!!!! You are correct!!!!!

Yeah, so this weekend was a fail and there was no filming to be had, terribly disappointing indeed. So we will hopefully be able to film Wednesday or next weekend or maybe sometime during the week. I really want to make just a classic zombie film. No planning, no story, just "Let's have a sleepover and I will supply the fake blood." I will have to run that by Tristan and Hackee, but we will see. Speaking of Hackee I must go hither to his humble abode, farewell!

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I got a new Xbox. This is absolutely fantastic and it came with BF:BC2 and Gears of War 3. How about that? Pretty sweet deal, $130 for a 4 gb and the games? Unbeatable. Well, maybe, you never know. Ok bye seriously...

Mr. Umbrella Man: Origins

Me and Hackee just got back for a walk and we have talked the whole thing out. It will consist of the main character, Avery, being transformed into what we call Mr. Umbrella Man. It will be a slow painful transformation and he will undergo some very awful experiences along the way. We have decided to make The Umbrella the source of The MUM's power. Yes, THE Mr. Umbrella Man. There can only be one in existence at any given time. He will be the right hand of the organization only known as The Rain. When Avery is introduced to being The MUM he is unaware of what it entails. He was tricked into become living death, he is wasting away, slowly. However, being The MUM does grant him great powers, but it is a life full of bitterness and remorse. 

I'm going to look so weird

I'm getting glasses; thats right, GLASSES. I am going to be getting my Freddiew on in the upcoming videos. So here's the rundown: My eyesight is awesome (20/15) but my left eye by itself is crappy and i have some trouble focussing. So I am getting a collective lens for my left eye and a prism for my right eye. Wooooo! Less strain on my eyes whilst editing though, so that's good.

Tristan

Yo, Yo, Yo, MUM

It be by birthday yalls'. I know right? It's crazy, how many people actually have a birthday? Like none.

Ok, so, we are going to be starting the filming for Mr. Umbrella Man: Origins this weekend. I'm excited I really like the whole reoccurring character bit. The only problem is that we need a sketchy alley and someone to be in that same sketchy alley. I was thinking my Dad or as you may better know him Mark Hanford. Basically, Mr. Umbrella Man trades his physical health for magic; or something along those terms. He sells his soul and gets ripped of and his face is horribly scared and deformed and he goes into hiding with all these special abilities. Ex. Dream Intervention, Echolocation (It's actually possible, I've been practicing for a while), Telekinesis, Teleportation, Telepathy, Teleblahblah, etc...And MUM is formed, I think it should be a diabolical corporation whose goal is to rule the world. Yeah, that sounds right.

OOOOOOO

I had a good idea for a ketch phrase for it... "MUM's the word." Bwahaha, [c]lever indeed.

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This (checks of underlinifacation) is a quote from a loyal DynaDuctINC fan!

DynaDuctINC is one of the best things to have ever happened to mankind. The majority of mankind just doesn't know it yet. But they will!!! THEY WILL!!!!!

Why do, How to, and The meaning of life is...

I was checking Google analytics and there where some very strange happenings. When I have weird titles on some of my posts it attracts viewers. For instance, the "How do you say 11:30 in Spanish" we got some page views for that just because people actually wanted to know the answer. I found this fact quite interesting. I must do some research and figure out what people want to know the answers too. Maybe we will get some good viewers. We seem to have an audience in manly NH, which makes sense. I have a unofficial goal to have a visitor from every state, but knows...

I had a dream that one of DynaDuctINC's videos went viral. It was a good dream...

Now it is seriously tomorrow, DEAD WATERS

Not that we where joking last time. Tristan got sick last minute and was at the doctors and his health was not as important as uploading the video. Now that Tristan is not about to die you can experience Dead Waters and watch me die instead (Spoiler).

On another note I am going to announce that DynaDuctINC's next big project will be

Mr Umbrella Man: Origins

Note the name might and probably will change. This production will likely be finished and uploaded for Holloween. Spectacular.

A quote from a loyal DynaDuctINC fan!

"It's friday, friday, Dead Waters comes out on Friday!"

Dead Waters releases tomorrow!

The day has arrived; Dead Waters is here. *Victory shouts ensue* (*hopefully*) (*Shivers*)

Well, ya, we are all done filming and editing and re-editing. So, ya. You get to enjoy the wonderfulness of Dead Waters tomorrow. The whole shah bang, Twelve minutes of beautiful 1080p. I think you guys are really going to like this one. We got the action, we got the drama, we got the set pieces. It is really quite elaborate. On another note, I am listening to Starship Troopers and it is absolutely fantastic. The movie on the other hand is total garbaahge I have heard. I guess we will see...

It probably is garbage, but they can't screw it up that bad can they?

Famous. Last. Words.

No. Dip.