Unravelling the Universe

Ok, so we at DynaDuct have a weird universe, first off, we have zombies, Mr. Umbrella Man, and Finger Guns. So how does this tie together? Well, we haven't introduced Mr. Umbrella Man's corporation is "The Rain".  Quite obviously, Mr. Umbrella Man (MUM) and The Rain are not entirely natural, they are imbued with supernatural properties. In order to survive, they must feed off the sanity of those around them, only by doing this will they remain sane. There is a side effect to this sanity sapping however... The side effect is that the feeding of sanity leaves the victims in a state where their broken insane minds push them to feed upon any living sane creature. This is where the zombies come from, and the brain eating is merely an attempt to regain sanity. Finger guns come into play as a special technology called "The Index" was stolen from The Rain and MUM by a group known as "(VOTE IN THE POLL)". The Index allows anything you think of to become a reality; albiet invisible. Currently the technology is in beta testing and can currently not handle anything larger than a Tardis; if anything large is thought of and attempted to make real, then the user would implode then subsequently explode while dissolving. . . Not a good way to die. The Index was recently retaken by The Rain, and it is currently being held out West. The story shall continue in: Finger Warfare: Double Digits...

How is it going in the world of Tamriel?

You know when you are obsessed when you try to draw your Two-Handed battle-axe in real life. Yeah, that is right, you know it. Any-who, I am a level 21 Nord specializing in Two-Handed weaponry. I am the Arch-mage of  the College of Winterhold and a member of the Dark Brotherhood. I have killed numerous dragons on my ventures in Skyrim and have gathered a decent amount of shouts. One of my favourites, being the freezing shout. Freezing bears in much fun indeed. I am terrible at stealth though. Whenever I preform a D.B. contract I usually end up axing my target in the middle of the local tavern and wind up landing myself in prison. Thy accursed Cidhna Mine! I have lost many hours of progress because I was trapped in that dark little hole. To say the least, I am a very obtrusive assassin. Have you ever enchanted anything? It is quite satisfying. That is probably my favourite past time in Skyrim. Enchanting stuff. Yuppers. I have not seen any major glitches so far, except maybe the stupid mine. Nevertheless, I have witnessed my fair share of odd events. For instance, I excited the D.B. Sanctuary and a giant dragon skeleton landed right in front of me. I was so startled. Another time, I fell of a ledge and was stuck in a fissure until I was forced to re load from a previous save point. One other fail occurred when the game kept playing the same audio over and over again...I keep trying to slim down my side-quest list to no avail. There is just too much stuff to do! I decide to just do one little quest and it turns into this world changing campaign to liberate Skyrim or something. In other words, if you do not have this game. Get. It Now.